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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:48

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?